Musk priest in Peru - Act 1 Scene 2
Scene 2
(The street in front of the fishing village. A donkey is on leash, to a wooden stake, a small Steinhaus. Before that there is a seemingly dead man, dressed entirely in black, and very dirty. He has medium-length hair matted. It is the musk priest. A carriage moves along the sandy path and stops in front of the man)
coachman. Hey Frankie, is the dead?
Frankie: No idea, coachman!
Kutscher: Yes, how are we to find that out for now, Frankie?
Frankie: No idea, coachman!
coachman's asleep Perhaps the only Frankie.
Frankie: Well may be, but no idea, coachman!
Kutscher: I wake him again. Maybe it will only mean trouble for us! And anger is always good for people who are out looking for trouble, is not it, Frankie?
Frankie: Yes.
(A little pensive pause.)
Kutscher: Eh! Man lying on the floor! We trudged our coach here with this sandy 'o sandy path along and did not fail, you lying in the sand to be found, o be found! Stand up if you live, or be damned and deserted to the Grim Reaper, you are not moving!
(nothing happens.)
Frankie: This conversation bores me, I'll go and defeat Senio Murbades in the distant Szchaptasien and then reign over this land rich in olive! (Frankie takes out a musket and jumps from the car and away from the stage.)
Kutscher: (looking in the direction in which Frankie disappeared.) Alas, now I have vanished from my last admittedly rather simple-minded Kollegar on my trip! I now have no chance to play at the campfire cards. Only Solitaire, Solitaire oh! I am doomed, no, for the emphasis still add the subjunctive: I was doomed!
(Suddenly the black man moves and is guided with slow movements.)
musk priest: Has anyone here "subjunctive" said?
Kutscher: It's alive!
musk priest: Yes, the subjunctive lives while being displaced in the current language more and more. He lives so only to a certain extent.
coachman, half life, so! Hahaha do you remember what does comedy! Say, what's your name, unknown?
musk priest: I'm not gonna ask for my name, just like you I shall not ask for your name.
Kutscher: So be it, friend! Tell me, will you be here in the donkeys or accompany me on my revenge! We could play cards in the evening campfire.
musk priest: I will accompany you, if you promise me can do the following: liquor, mindless violence and the use of the word "zeitgeist".
Coachman: Well, from everything I had almost the full ass, yeah baby! (As he says yeah baby it is extremely implausible to use the best for this scene a very bad actor)
Musk priest: And "The sovereignty Brahmsen," the donkey will also come along.
coachman: (very offended and shocked) No way!
musk priest: I very attached to the animal. I will not give up. It can also open beer bottles with his teeth and calculate Cartesian coordinates.
driver: Then will separate our ways here!
musk priest: I do not need you, coach! Pull your way!
driver: I am getting on no trade, and certainly I will not command me!
musk priest: Well, then, will be the consequence of your refusal to obey orders that you when you're your way and therefore the sovereignty Bramsen and I will accompany you. You've decided.
Kutscher: I chose my path.
musk priest: If you do not regret the time, mother fucker!
Kutscher: I chose my path.
musk priest: Come over here motherfucker!
Kutscher: I chose my path.
musk priest: A triple confirmation, what a pride! (Pause.) mother fucker! (He territorial Bramsen binds to the coach, knocking the dust from his shoulders and climbs onto the wagon. The two left the scene.)
end of Scene 2
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